Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida
Omfg
Perhaps I was hallucinating but I coulda swore I heard Pat Sajak say he wished he had a bigger dog… something about no longer being blamed for all the large bowel movements littering the back yard.
sometimes i blow spit bubbles in the car because theyre fun and im bored and every now and then someone will see me and look at me like im special and i laugh so hard
— Pablo Neruda (via pocketofquotes)
— Ralph Waldo Emerson (via pocketofquotes)
Appreciating some Fumi Nakamura at Thinkspace in Culver City.
