misterdrow: mobble: my friend and i found some temple run fanfiction yesterday I can’t begin to explain how much I love this…
I finally understand Kesha.
fuck-bitches-get-money: vantats: According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original...
tobiasfunkey: ideal date: chicken strips nap make out w/ me watch 3 hours of parks and rec while playing with my hair get out of my face
sinidentidades: People starving when tons of unsold food is thrown away globally because people couldn’t afford to purchase the food, that’s violence. People dying and going bankrupt to pay for their healthcare, that’s violence. People being evicted from their homes when there are more houses than there are houseless people, that’s violence.
riotrite: The great thing about transmisogynistic feminism is that it’s really easy to build a movement that attempts to reduce women to genitalia. There already is one! It’s called “patriarchy.”
1. I say, ‘I am fat.’ He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’ I wonder why I cannot...– Rachel Wiley (via howweknewit)
bonglord420: this girl is drunkenly twerking on the bus and every time a guy asks her to come for a walk, dance for him, etc. she’s like “i ain’t doing this for no boys to stare, i ain’t no trophy for you, i’m dancing because i’m drunk and i wanna fucking dance” gonna give her an award in a hot minute
cjgthebeast: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are the realest niggas in the country